"The Z-Warriors orgies on a friday night"
It's a little perverted but trust me, you'll like this DBZ story m'kay? ;D
It's friday night and the Z Warriors just got finished kicking Majin Buu's chili cheese fries, Goku decides to drink down a couple of budwisers while Vegeta finishes reading his new book that he won at the bookfair contest. Bulma and Chi-Chi are busy making supper for Goten and Trunks.
Goku: d**n! I feel like a new man since I beat the sh*t outta that girl thingy Majin Buu, I know I'm bad but that guy was f**king pink!!
Vegeta has been listening to Goku's bragging for the last 3 hours and he's trying to read an interesting book.
Vegeta: Chill Kakarot, just chill.....
Goku: And who are you to boss me around you son-of-a-pregnant dog? Why don't you put that girl thingy book down and I'll kick your lame ass through that window!?!
Vegeta: Kakarot, I do not believe in fighting, it is a useless method used only by self-egonistical low-lifes like you, people are killed and get hurt everyday by other people like you who think the only way to solve problems is to go off fi-BAMM!!!!!!!!!
Goku suddenly jumps up from the sofa, drops his beer to the ground, and punches Vegeta in the face sending him flying through the window and into the raging road highway packed with raging drunk car drivers.
Goku: That outta shut your smart mouth you bastard!!!!
Vegeta: d**nit Kakarot! Get me the hell out of here before I seriously get pissed off-Vroom!!!!
While vegeta is busy screaming at goku while still clenching the book in his hands, he doesn't see Krillin in his pick-up truck about to hit him, Vegeta get's hit by the truck and falls over on his side. LOL ;D
Bulma and Chi-Chi suddenly call Goten and Trunks to dinner, they do not come so Bulma and Chi-Chi walk into their room and sees Goten on top of Bra and Trunks on top of Pan, they both gasp in surpise.
Goten: Yeah!! Yeah!! Uh!! Uh!! Yeah!! You like that don't you, pregnant dog!!?!
Chi-Chi: Goten what are you doing!!!
Goten is alerted by the shrill cry and jumps so high in the air he goes through the ceiling head first.
Goten: Uhh....hey mom! ;D
Bulma walks up to Goten while he's still in the ceiling and grabs a lubrication bottle from his pocket.
Bulma: What in the HELL do you 4 think you're doing with this nuts?!
Trunks: We're having an orgie you stupid pregnant dog, what does it look like
Chi-Chi snatches the bottle from Bulma and stares at it for a while.
Chi-Chi: So, you didn't use the f**king condoms that your father gave you huh? Well, I'll fix that right now.
Chi-Chi walks up to Goten and begins smashing his nuts with her bare fists.
Goten: AHH!!! AHHH!!!! GAHH!!!! It's still inside!!! It's still inside!!!!!!!!!!
Chi-Chi: What? What's still inside?
Bulma grabs a sausage from Bra's hole ( ;D had to call it that) and shoved it in Chi-Chi's face.
Bulma: I...think he means this.
Chi-Chi: huh? A.....sausage?
Bra: Ohhh gross Goten, I knew you weren't THAT big
Bra walks out of the room with Goten chasing after her.
Goten: No!! Wait!!! Bra don't go!!! you have to understand!!
In the process of running after Bra, Goten's pants fall down revealing an extremely small peanut weiner.
Bulma: Oh, I can see now why my daughter left such a limp thingy like you
My son, however, is hung like a horse!!!
Goten: Hey!! No fair!!! He's older than me so that's why he's bigger!!!
Everyone suddenly starts laughing
Goten: I'll show you motherf**kers!!! Ha!!!!!!
Goten transforms into a Super Saiyan making his weiner 12 feet long.
Everyone stares at it for a while, even Bulma and Chi-Chi look on in amazement.
Then Bulma and Chi-Chi grab it and begin sucking it and licking his balls.
Trunks: Mom!!!!
Bulma turns her head to Trunks just as a glob of sperm squirts in her face.
Bulma: You'll get your turn honey.
hehe...I know it's kinda perverted and stupid. ;D